The New Hamband Song
Words and music: Andrew John Huddleston

    Key C
    Style: Paris

    When we're on the air we´re inclined to declare
    That our station is second to none
    They hear us, oh yeah!
    Here and there, everywhere
    And isn't ham radio fun?

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    Di di di dit   Hotel
    Di dah      Alpha
    Dah dah     Mexico
    Dah di di dit  Bravo
    Di dah      Alpha
    Dah dit     November
    Dah di dit   Delta

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    Key B

    But if truth be told our equipment is old
    Our antennas are falling apart
    Our interest went cold
    But then lo and behold
    We had a fire, so we made a new start

    Rebuild

    Di dah dit   Romeo
    Dit        Echo
    Dah di di dit Bravo
    Di di dah   Uniform
    Di dit      India
    Di dah di dit Lima
    Dah di dit   Delta

    Rebuild

     
    Key Bb

    We had no doubt, we tore everything out
    There was no point in fooling around
    It's fitting and proper to bury some copper
    Creating a centralized ground


    Ground

    Dah dah dit  Golf
    Di dah dit   Romeo
    Dah dah dah Oscar
    Di di dah   Uniform
    Dah dit     November
    Dah di dit   Delta

    Ground

    Key A

    The mere thought of lightning is terribly frightening
    A direct hit can skin you alive
    The future is brightening, those arrestors are heightening
    The chance that the rigs will survive

    Arrestor

    Di dah     Alpha
    Di dah dit  Romeo
    Di dah dit  Romeo
    Dit        Echo
    Di di dit    Sierra
    Dah       Tango
    Dah dah dah Oscar
    Di dah dit   Romeo

    Arrestor


     
    Key Ab

    Identity labels on all of those cables
    And hide them down under the floor
    As far as we're able keep junk off the tables
    Just take a look through this door


    Shipshape

    Di di dit     Sierra
    Di di di dit    Hotel
    Di dit       India
    Di dah dah dit Papa
    Di di dit      Sierra
    Di di di dit    Hotel
    Di dah      Alpha
    Di dah dah dit Papa
    Dit Echo

    Shipshape

    Key G

    Most of the gear is found close to the central ground,
    Tidy and out of the way
    All functions clearly seen on parallel touch-screens
    Each station has its own display

    Control

    Dah di dah dit   Charlie
    Dah dah dah    Oscar
    Dah dit        Nancy
    Dah          Tango
    Di dah dit      Romeo
    Dah dah dah   Oscar
    Di dah di dit    Lima

    Control

     
    Key F#

    For world domination we need a great station
    Guests quickly can learn how to use
    So we fought the temptation
    Of the new innovations
    And it's workhorse transceivers we choose

    Reliable

    Di dah dit       Romeo
    Dit            Echo
    Di dah di dit     Lima
    Di dit          India
    Di dah         Alpha
    Dah di di dit    Bravo
    Di da di dit     Lima
    Dit           Echo

    Reliable


    Key F

    But please don´t berate us and don't underrate us
    Our SDR beauty's right there
    State of the art
    It appeals to the heart
    We fell in love with it right from the start

    SD Radio

    Di di dit     Sierra
    Dah di dit    Delta
    Di dah dit    Romeo
    Di dah      Alpha
    Dah di dit    Delta
    Di dit       India
    Dah dah dah  Oscar

    SD Radio

    Key E

    Instrumental where style changes to Vienna


     
    Key Eb

    These linears are champs and wonderful amplifiers
    They totally kill qrm
    Keep temperatures higher so who needs a campfire,
    These amps are the crème de la crème

    Linear1K

    Di dah di dit       Lima
    Di dit            India
    Dah dit           November
    Dit              Echo
    Di dah           Alpha
    Di dah dit        Romeo
    Di dah dah dah dah One
    Dah di dah        Kilo

    Linear one kilowatt

    Key D

    Now don't get deranged about making a band-change
    Foolproof and fail-safe, sure as hell
    No need to prearrange multiplier interchange
    If you can hear signals, all's well

    Magical

    Dah dah       Mexico
    Di dah        Alpha
    Dah dah di     Golf
    Di dit         India
    Dah di dah dit   Charlie
    Di dah        Alpha
    Di dah di dit    Lima


    Magical

     
    Key C#

    The main HF yagi's on top of the tower
    Four elements extend and retract
    A hundred feet high in the qso shower
    Performing its magical act

    HF Yagi

    Di di di dit       Hotel
    Di di dah dit     Foxtrot
    Dah di dah dah   Yankee
    Di dah         Alpha
    Dah dah dit     Golf
    Di dit          India

    HF Yagi


    Key C

    No compromise, it's a sight for sore eyes
    A 3 element yagi for forty
    The monster's full size, the front to back's a surprise
    And the gain figures, well, they're just naughty!

    3 ele 40

    Di di di dah dah      3
    Dit               Echo
    Di dah di dit        Lima
    Dit               Echo
    Di di di di dah       4
    Dah dah dah dah dah 0

    3 element for forty




     
    Key C#

    The dream team's dream seemed perhaps a little extreme
    They wanted a yagi on eighty
    A beautiful beam, its performance supreme
    It's stylish, enormous and weighty

    2 element for eighty

    Di di dah dah dah     2
    Dit                Echo
    Di dah di dit         Lima
    Dit                Echo
    Dah dah dah di dit    8
    Dah dah dah dah dah  0

    2 element for 80


    Key D
     
    64 radials under the vertical
    The digging's a burden to bear
    Tired, hot and sweaty watch titanium spaghetti
    Whip sixty-six feet in the air

    Vertical

    Di di di dah    Victor
    Dit           Echo
    Di dah dit      Romeo
    Dah          Tango
    Di dit         India
    Dah di dah dit   Charlie
    Di dah        Alpha
    Di dah di dit    Lima

    Vertical

     
    Key Eb

    Good old Kev's a magician, a welding technician
    Sings country much better than I
    In eighty man-hours he built our great one-man tower
    That soars sixty feet into the sky

    Peacock

    Di dah dah dit  Papa
    Dit           Echo
    Di dah        Alpha
    Dah di dah dit  Charlie
    Dah dah dah   Oscar
    Dah di dah dit  Charlie
    Dah di dah     Kilo

    Peacock

    Key E

    And it's really a treat to see five hundred feet
    Of ladder-line spanning the land
    A Beverage is sweet when we're taking the heat
    On top band or any low band

    Beverage

    Dah di di dit Bravo
    Dit        Echo
    Di di di dah  Victor
    Dit        Echo
    Di dah dit   Romeo
    Di dah     Alpha
    Dah dah dit  Golf
    Dit        Echo

    Beverage


    Key F
    Instrumental - style changes to German oompah

     
    Key F#

    A log program, the cluster, they're really a must
    A network so we're all up to date
    Teamwork means trust and we'd surely go bust
    If we were unable to communicate

    Network

    Dah dit      November
    Dit         Echo
    Dah        Tango
    Di dah dah   Whisky
    Dah dah dah Oscar
    Di dah dit   Romeo
    Dah di dah  Kilo

    Network


    Key G

    OK we heard you all bitchin' so we put in a kitchen
    A bedroom and a bathroom as well
    The view is bewitchin’ so we hope you're all itchin’
    To blow the all our rivals to hell


    Visit us

    Di di di dah   Victor
    Di dit         India
    Di di dit       Sierra
    Di dit         India
    Dah          Tango
    Di di dah      Uniform
    Di di dit       Sierra 

    Visit us


     
    Key Ab

    The world watched with interest when we tried our first contest
    The team had no need to complain
    Soaring above the rest, people were most impressed
    And we all had a glass of champagne

    Contest

    Dah di dah dit  Charlie
    Dah dah dah   Oscar
    Dah dit       November
    Dah         Tango
    Dit          Echo
    Di di dit       Sierra
    Dah         Tango

    Contest

    Key A

    But isn't it high time we told you our callsign
    Our callsign is oh zed five eeee
    We'll watch the greyline so signals’ll be five and nine
    Incredible, don't you agree

    Dah dah dah  Oscar
    Dah da di dit  Zulu
    Di di di di dit   Five
    Dit          Echo
    Dah dah dah  Oscar
    Dah da di dit  Zulu
    Di di di di dit  Five
    Dit         Echo

    Oscar zulu five echo

    Key Bb

    We just couldn't hide it although we denied it
    Our hidden agenda of course
    Our audience is brainwashed with ham radio hogwash
    And now you all understand morse

    7388

    Dah dah di di dit   Seven
    Di di di dah dah   Three
    Dah dah dah di dit Eight
    Dah dah dah di dit Eight
    73 and 88

     
    Key B

    There’s just one little detail at the end of the trail
    5 numbers and letters were missed (from the morse code)
    Perfection, all hail, unpronounceable they'll
    Be finally crossed off the list

    Di dah dah dah     Japan
    Dah dah di dah    Quebec
    Dah di di dah      X-ray
    Dah di di di dit     6
    Dah dah dah dah dit 9



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    Key C

    When we're on the air we´re inclined to declare
    That our station is second to none
    They hear us, oh yeah!
    Here and there, everywhere
    And isn't ham radio fun?

    Di di di dit    Hotel
    Di dah      Alpha
    Dah dah     Mexico
    Dah di di dit  Bravo
    Di dah      Alpha
    Dah dit      November
    Dah di dit   Delta

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